Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The secret of Bernards Mansion

THE SECRET IS: THERE IS NO FUCKING SECRET!!!

That's right. After you level up and do all that work to get into Bernards Mansion, there is nothing there but a sentence that says something to the effect of "get outta here". Wow. There is another secret associated with this, to be mentioned later.

I do have the balls to post the other game secrets here when I find them. Or feel free to post them in the comments.

71 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need a win % of 80% or more to get into bernards mansion. It gives you 15T foods, Better gains, More EXP from battles, and more money from begging

Signed: Anonymous

2:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only 80%, you must have 10 points in your hand and more than 1000 batles

4:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and a huge penis

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and have orgies with every1 in the government

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bernard: "Welcome to Bernard's Club."

>Member list
>Message Board
>Buy Food
>Special Item Shop

Buy Training shoes [+10% stat gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Special Sunglasses [+15% exp gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Proffessional begger outfit [+10% begging gain, cost 100 points]

Fighters Lunch (+15 T) [Consume]

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol i figured i'd be able to find out this big game secret somewhere on google :)

5:49 AM  
Anonymous i do not hack hbw said...

weeeeeeeeeeeee

11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey can I see a screenshot of bernard's mansion?
I want to see it.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no screenie is necessary...it's just a text screen with links where you purchase the items listed above.

Training shoes FTW

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you equip all 3 on you? or only 1?

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just one. the shoes are the best, beggars suit only worth it if you have a shitload of begging skill.

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I have to maintain my win % above 80 at all times or it doesn't matter after I paid the 10 point fee and I can come back whenever I want even if I have 50% win ratio? Thanks.

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thts wht id like to know

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have to maintain 80% to get in

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once you bought the shoes and equipped it. When your win percentage drops below 80%, do you lose the shoes, or do you get to keep it?

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once you bought the shoes and equipped it. When your win percentage drops below 80%, do you lose the shoes, or do you get to keep it?

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of free porn over there as well. :-)

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the game is gay so send me all your moneyyyyy

10:42 PM  
Anonymous Ed and Oli said...

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6:15 AM  
Anonymous Andy said...

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11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bernard: "Welcome to Bernard's Club, don't confuse it with fight club... that is if you don't have any mental problems. Anyway, only the true fighters will be able to enter my little establishment, I will not allow any those god damn sluts (or whatever you call them theese days) to enter.
But What this place really is? Its a club dumbass... Or you never been to a club? Damn Freak. Anyway, you can relax here and discuss matters with other club members, also you will be able to purchase some special items here. And you'll also get other advantages. Just go in and see it all yourself...
Ahh also, we have one rule you MUST follow: NEVER, and I do mean NEVER discuss Bernard's Club issues and advantages with outsiders, if I or city leaders find out, you'll be thrown out from the club forever and you'll lose all your advantages."

Malord: "DO NOT GIVE OUT INSIDE INFO ABOUT Bernard's Club IN CHAT, MB OR MAILS. If I find out you do I WILL ban you from this club! (this includes items that are in sale, information, who are in Bernard's Club and everything else. This is a secret club.)"

>Enter the club
Bernard's Club

Malord: "DO NOT GIVE OUT INSIDE INFO ABOUT Bernard's Club IN CHAT, MB OR MAILS. If I find out you do I WILL ban you from this club! (this includes items that are in sale, information, who are in Bernard's Club and everything else. This is a secret club.)"

Bernard: "Welcome to Bernard's Club."

>Member list
>Message Board
>Buy Food
>Buy Fighters Lunch [$xxx] (+15T)
>Special Item Shop
Bernard: I have a few special items in stock, not many left so I only sell them to club members.
Remmeber this: you have to have 80% or over win percent for theese items to work, they wont disapear when you drop below 80%, but you wont gain anything while you have below 80%.
Right now I have theese items:
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE item. When you buy another, it will simply replace your previous items and you will get NO refund.

Buy Training shoes [+10% stat gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Special Sunglasses [+15% exp gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Proffessional begger outfit [+10% begging gain, cost 100 points]

NB! Keep in mind, theese items will ONLY work while you have 80% and over win percent.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unless ur gonna give us some screenies, no one will really believe you

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its True!!!
Ive Been There.
Done That.
Needing Sluts For that though

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stupid cunt, its true just belive it already you twat!

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for giving out secrets :)

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with the point offers so fucked up, where the hell will I get 100 PTS to buy extra gear. Can't afford to buy them from the mart.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What Lvl need you be?

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you must be level 20

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know of good point offers to get the 10 points needed to enter? and do you have to use up those 10 points?

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BADGERMILK TASTES FUNNY and tyvm for teh info

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the fighters lunch the same as other foods?can you like uhmm use 5 or more every reset too? and how much X3

5:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well shit! That place is of no use to a beggar like me

7:00 PM  
Anonymous MANSION BEAST said...

I'm level 25 with > 80% win and still can't get into Bernard's Mansion. Is the problem that I have < 1000 fights, or do I have to be level 35??

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckers

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you get to keep the privilege of using 15T food even if you go under 80% win rate after u have already entered the mansion?

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i cant get in, i ahve 99% win, 20 points, and am level 25, wtf

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do I know if the shoes are working, I meet the requirements above. got the % got the 1000 hits, got the shoes whats the deal where is my 10% come in?

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gained 0.625 intelligence [+0.056 thanks to your Training shoes]

You now have 657.6839 intelligence

Total Points: 10
Gain: 0.569 [0.518]

Sounds good to ya?

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Renbukai said...

I've submitted tons of sponsored offers & have yet to recieve a single fricken point! Will one of you kid souls send me some points or cash so I can beat the snot out of this jerk, & or his gang who attacks me 3 to 4 times a day. I swear he never leaves the house, he must be in a wheel chair & plays the game through a blow straw night & day.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

points are 75k at the SGHM, so dont expect people to throw that sorta cash to a noob like you, yes, you are a noob... for even thinking you can take on a whole gang, if you are really getting so much sh*t from the guy, ask him nicely to stop... that works 95% of the time, the other 5% are assholes demanding money... Get a donator pack (or 4 so you can buy yourself a ring). Get in a gang yourself, so you can get back up against any kinda prick like that. and my #1, grade A, prime cut, peice of advice to you is stop asking for f*cking handouts!!! No one is going to just give you stuff, not stuff that they may have paid real money for....

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow thats for the info but where can u find points for 75000?

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh idont know maybe global fucin hyper mart

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you get points in hobowars with out paying?

6:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As fucking said before by the blood SGHM!!!! for fucks sake!

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

guess what your all sad fucking wankers how just spoil HoboWars becuase your so dumb you dont know anything about it (we know you dont have a penis!)

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone know the reason why I canĀ“t get in, Im lvl 37 and have 130points and a win percent of 80?

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats the cost of the 15t lunch at level 20?

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know anything about the adventures after the hobo grail

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[qoute]guess what your all sad fucking wankers how just spoil HoboWars becuase your so dumb you dont know anything about it (we know you dont have a penis!)[/quote]

You're the dumb fuck that searched it too. If you don't want to know the answer to the question...do'nt ask the fucking question. Nobody farced you to do a google search asswipe.

6:07 PM  
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2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok ;)

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think you have to have any points on you to get in? I don't.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To get in. Must be lvl 20. Must have 1000 battles with a win % of over 80. Ok? Stop asking dumb questions.

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is everyone saying 15t for the fighters lunch?
i get 20t

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yuo all can go lick a horses nut

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have to have 80% all the way through the game? Would I still be able to get in if my win% dropped for say, 75%, but then went back up to 80%?

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

youre fucking retarded. read above before just scrolling to the bottom and posting a question answered 4 times already. IF YOU HAVE 80% YOU CAN GET IN AND USE THE SHIT YOU BUY. IF YOU HAVE UNDER, THE SHIT YOU BOUGHT WONT WORK, AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GET IN. whatever item you bought will NOT be lost, it will just do NOTHING until your % gets back above 80%

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont spose anyone knows what you can get for having a win %age over 90? and if so can you tell me please?

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im lvl 20 have 81% wins and 10 pts why can't i get in?

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you also have to have 1000+ fights

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Fucking Queer said...

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12:33 PM  
Blogger John said...

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7:32 AM  
Blogger John said...

OK...
So I am level 33,
1,699 fights [Win/Lost: 1,355/344] (80%)
And have 40 points...

Yet it still does not allow me in...

Any thoughts?

PS, and yes, I have read all above posts.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Sicko said...

Your % might not be exactly 80% it mihgt be like 79.76% or some shit

5:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol got over 1000 points from point offers in like 2 months. You all must be retarded.

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, seeing as most people have lives and most of the point offers are defective, you, in fact, are the retard.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it the same rules for hobowars2?

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you eat the fighters breakfast 5 times a day?

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes

6:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so hang on a minute - what happens if i get in with a winning percentage of 80%, buy the shoes, but then my winning percentage drops below 80%?

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Bill Murray said...

Hi everybody!!

7:23 PM  

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