The secret of Bernards Mansion
THE SECRET IS: THERE IS NO FUCKING SECRET!!!
That's right. After you level up and do all that work to get into Bernards Mansion, there is nothing there but a sentence that says something to the effect of "get outta here". Wow. There is another secret associated with this, to be mentioned later.
I do have the balls to post the other game secrets here when I find them. Or feel free to post them in the comments.
That's right. After you level up and do all that work to get into Bernards Mansion, there is nothing there but a sentence that says something to the effect of "get outta here". Wow. There is another secret associated with this, to be mentioned later.
I do have the balls to post the other game secrets here when I find them. Or feel free to post them in the comments.
posted by Allsorts at 4:48 PM
70 Comments:
You need a win % of 80% or more to get into bernards mansion. It gives you 15T foods, Better gains, More EXP from battles, and more money from begging
Signed: Anonymous
Not only 80%, you must have 10 points in your hand and more than 1000 batles
and a huge penis
and have orgies with every1 in the government
Bernard: "Welcome to Bernard's Club."
>Member list
>Message Board
>Buy Food
>Special Item Shop
Buy Training shoes [+10% stat gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Special Sunglasses [+15% exp gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Proffessional begger outfit [+10% begging gain, cost 100 points]
Fighters Lunch (+15 T) [Consume]
lol i figured i'd be able to find out this big game secret somewhere on google :)
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Hey can I see a screenshot of bernard's mansion?
I want to see it.
no screenie is necessary...it's just a text screen with links where you purchase the items listed above.
Training shoes FTW
Can you equip all 3 on you? or only 1?
just one. the shoes are the best, beggars suit only worth it if you have a shitload of begging skill.
Do I have to maintain my win % above 80 at all times or it doesn't matter after I paid the 10 point fee and I can come back whenever I want even if I have 50% win ratio? Thanks.
thts wht id like to know
you have to maintain 80% to get in
Once you bought the shoes and equipped it. When your win percentage drops below 80%, do you lose the shoes, or do you get to keep it?
Once you bought the shoes and equipped it. When your win percentage drops below 80%, do you lose the shoes, or do you get to keep it?
Lots of free porn over there as well. :-)
the game is gay so send me all your moneyyyyy
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Bernard: "Welcome to Bernard's Club, don't confuse it with fight club... that is if you don't have any mental problems. Anyway, only the true fighters will be able to enter my little establishment, I will not allow any those god damn sluts (or whatever you call them theese days) to enter.
But What this place really is? Its a club dumbass... Or you never been to a club? Damn Freak. Anyway, you can relax here and discuss matters with other club members, also you will be able to purchase some special items here. And you'll also get other advantages. Just go in and see it all yourself...
Ahh also, we have one rule you MUST follow: NEVER, and I do mean NEVER discuss Bernard's Club issues and advantages with outsiders, if I or city leaders find out, you'll be thrown out from the club forever and you'll lose all your advantages."
Malord: "DO NOT GIVE OUT INSIDE INFO ABOUT Bernard's Club IN CHAT, MB OR MAILS. If I find out you do I WILL ban you from this club! (this includes items that are in sale, information, who are in Bernard's Club and everything else. This is a secret club.)"
>Enter the club
Bernard's Club
Malord: "DO NOT GIVE OUT INSIDE INFO ABOUT Bernard's Club IN CHAT, MB OR MAILS. If I find out you do I WILL ban you from this club! (this includes items that are in sale, information, who are in Bernard's Club and everything else. This is a secret club.)"
Bernard: "Welcome to Bernard's Club."
>Member list
>Message Board
>Buy Food
>Buy Fighters Lunch [$xxx] (+15T)
>Special Item Shop
Bernard: I have a few special items in stock, not many left so I only sell them to club members.
Remmeber this: you have to have 80% or over win percent for theese items to work, they wont disapear when you drop below 80%, but you wont gain anything while you have below 80%.
Right now I have theese items:
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE item. When you buy another, it will simply replace your previous items and you will get NO refund.
Buy Training shoes [+10% stat gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Special Sunglasses [+15% exp gain, cost 100 points]
Buy Proffessional begger outfit [+10% begging gain, cost 100 points]
NB! Keep in mind, theese items will ONLY work while you have 80% and over win percent.
unless ur gonna give us some screenies, no one will really believe you
Its True!!!
Ive Been There.
Done That.
Needing Sluts For that though
stupid cunt, its true just belive it already you twat!
Thanks for giving out secrets :)
with the point offers so fucked up, where the hell will I get 100 PTS to buy extra gear. Can't afford to buy them from the mart.
What Lvl need you be?
you must be level 20
does anyone know of good point offers to get the 10 points needed to enter? and do you have to use up those 10 points?
BADGERMILK TASTES FUNNY and tyvm for teh info
is the fighters lunch the same as other foods?can you like uhmm use 5 or more every reset too? and how much X3
Well shit! That place is of no use to a beggar like me
I'm level 25 with > 80% win and still can't get into Bernard's Mansion. Is the problem that I have < 1000 fights, or do I have to be level 35??
Fuckers
Do you get to keep the privilege of using 15T food even if you go under 80% win rate after u have already entered the mansion?
i cant get in, i ahve 99% win, 20 points, and am level 25, wtf
how do I know if the shoes are working, I meet the requirements above. got the % got the 1000 hits, got the shoes whats the deal where is my 10% come in?
You gained 0.625 intelligence [+0.056 thanks to your Training shoes]
You now have 657.6839 intelligence
Total Points: 10
Gain: 0.569 [0.518]
Sounds good to ya?
I've submitted tons of sponsored offers & have yet to recieve a single fricken point! Will one of you kid souls send me some points or cash so I can beat the snot out of this jerk, & or his gang who attacks me 3 to 4 times a day. I swear he never leaves the house, he must be in a wheel chair & plays the game through a blow straw night & day.
points are 75k at the SGHM, so dont expect people to throw that sorta cash to a noob like you, yes, you are a noob... for even thinking you can take on a whole gang, if you are really getting so much sh*t from the guy, ask him nicely to stop... that works 95% of the time, the other 5% are assholes demanding money... Get a donator pack (or 4 so you can buy yourself a ring). Get in a gang yourself, so you can get back up against any kinda prick like that. and my #1, grade A, prime cut, peice of advice to you is stop asking for f*cking handouts!!! No one is going to just give you stuff, not stuff that they may have paid real money for....
wow thats for the info but where can u find points for 75000?
oh idont know maybe global fucin hyper mart
How do you get points in hobowars with out paying?
As fucking said before by the blood SGHM!!!! for fucks sake!
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anyone know the reason why I can´t get in, Im lvl 37 and have 130points and a win percent of 80?
whats the cost of the 15t lunch at level 20?
does anyone know anything about the adventures after the hobo grail
[qoute]guess what your all sad fucking wankers how just spoil HoboWars becuase your so dumb you dont know anything about it (we know you dont have a penis!)[/quote]
You're the dumb fuck that searched it too. If you don't want to know the answer to the question...do'nt ask the fucking question. Nobody farced you to do a google search asswipe.
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ok ;)
I don't think you have to have any points on you to get in? I don't.
To get in. Must be lvl 20. Must have 1000 battles with a win % of over 80. Ok? Stop asking dumb questions.
why is everyone saying 15t for the fighters lunch?
i get 20t
Yuo all can go lick a horses nut
Do you have to have 80% all the way through the game? Would I still be able to get in if my win% dropped for say, 75%, but then went back up to 80%?
youre fucking retarded. read above before just scrolling to the bottom and posting a question answered 4 times already. IF YOU HAVE 80% YOU CAN GET IN AND USE THE SHIT YOU BUY. IF YOU HAVE UNDER, THE SHIT YOU BOUGHT WONT WORK, AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GET IN. whatever item you bought will NOT be lost, it will just do NOTHING until your % gets back above 80%
dont spose anyone knows what you can get for having a win %age over 90? and if so can you tell me please?
im lvl 20 have 81% wins and 10 pts why can't i get in?
you also have to have 1000+ fights
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OK...
So I am level 33,
1,699 fights [Win/Lost: 1,355/344] (80%)
And have 40 points...
Yet it still does not allow me in...
Any thoughts?
PS, and yes, I have read all above posts.
Your % might not be exactly 80% it mihgt be like 79.76% or some shit
Lol got over 1000 points from point offers in like 2 months. You all must be retarded.
Well, seeing as most people have lives and most of the point offers are defective, you, in fact, are the retard.
is it the same rules for hobowars2?
can you eat the fighters breakfast 5 times a day?
so hang on a minute - what happens if i get in with a winning percentage of 80%, buy the shoes, but then my winning percentage drops below 80%?
Hi everybody!!
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