Dirty Mike lies again

Excerpt from the much-overbown "Wilkpedia" (Wikipedia) thread from secretary Dirty Mike (douchebag):

>>I agree that anyone that vandalizes the wiki entry is definately being an asshole. But. I don't write down the license plate of an asshole that flips me off and then find his address and harass him via mail (Especially if there are two cars in front of me and I don't know which one flipped me off) or worse. <<

Bullshit. There was a time when you'd harass-spam hobo's via hobomail but mailbock them first, so they can't say anything back. You fat whore.

Speaking of DirtyMike, how the fuck did that asshole get to be staff anyway? I call dimpled chads or some shit on that vote, that shit was worse than Bush vs. Gore.

Slemish waxes

from HW.COM - West Side Ally board


Slemish

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Level: 74
Age: 460
Posts: 3,523
Donator: 39 days

2/02 07:29.08 AM Topic: Don't trim your armpits

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I trimmed my armpits due to hygene advice from the chick that waxes my back, neck, shoulders and eyebrows.

Guys, never do this.

Your arms stick together, and they itch. Now, keep in mind I didn't shave them, I just trimmed them. I didn't figure that would make them itch, but I'm here to tell you, they do. So don't do it. Save yourselves while you still can.

She also mentioned fragrant lotion for the groin area. Sounded good at first but now I have my doubts.

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Random post about Hobowars lag

We're buying Andy a nice big giant house and he can't even keep the site running fast.

Taken from HW message boards:

This is the worst I have personally ever had in all my time in HW. Usually the bad lag does not effect me much, only 1 or 2 extra seconds, but check this out....

Page processed in 111.76 seconds.

THAT is crazy. I am going to have to log off now, cause there is nothing more I can do...I was having a good reset too


Anyway, just alerting the higher ups of my plight and wondering if others are undergoing similar sufferings.

Silver ASS-ASS-ins Shitty message board

Here's the old, crusty and stale message board of the beloved SILVER ASSASINS

This gang is possibly the gayest thing there ever was, and Dirty Mike is the biggest cum-guzzling douchebag of all times. This gang is also full of multis. How it seems to thrive is beyond me.

Old, stale HoboWars forum Feat. Wedgy

Old forum/bulletin board that traverses one groups extraordinary journey into the mundane.

OLD ASS SHIT

Wouldn't be so fucking funny if you didn't still recognize one of the names. Watch these now-big guys talk about the wonders of making it to level 7. I believe somewhere in here is something about Havinastella getting banned for posting Andy's personal WHOIS information.

Alex De Large back as staff. from HW.COM

My first instinct is to be mean and say fuck no, but if this dude has this many big people behind him without kissing ass, he deserves to be put back in office, I say.

Feel free to post comments with your real feelings.

From HW.COM

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ID: 23918
Level: 106
Age: 692
Posts: 4,793
Donator: 26 days

2/02 10:44.10 AM Topic: Alex -- Staff Posistion

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Alex is back. Can he at least have his green name back? He's always been a competent member of the games. Always admired for his integrity and general "coolness." He had the confidence of both players and his fellow staff. Heck, why not give him a blue name? He put in his tenure as Steve's bitch. So what if we don't really need more jailers? Honor a guy that's contributed a lot (of positive things) to this game.

Andy brags about his new house

Here's a post where the game owner, Andy, brags about the purchase of his new home and gives us too many pictures of it.

While It's good to see your fellow man prosper, most of us don't give a shit, and this is something you'd probably not see on any other game on the internet. You can credit this to age (he's 18).

Non-asskissing comments welcomed.


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For the last week I have busy negotiating for a good price on this house. In the end I got them down about $40,000.

Anyhow, here is the house I will own once everything is settled (21 days).

I am going to have a huge loan to pay off some expect me to be working alot harder .

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Hobowars is slow: HW Alexa rating

Check out HoboWars on Alexa:

Hobowars on Alexa

A small excerpt:

Site Stats for hobowars.com:

• Traffic Rank for hobowars.com: 35,613 (3,325)
  
  
• Speed: Slow (69% of sites are faster), Avg Load Time: 2.7 Seconds (what's this?)
  
  
• Other sites that link to this site: 1
  
  
• Online Since: 23-May-2003

Roffles. Must be why Andy is always so concerned with how fast the site is running.

Backdoor image-free HoboWars login

This was posted by Andy a while back

http://www.hobowars.com/login.html

It is a graphics-free login page for those of you who play Hobowars from work or otherwise don't want the graphics. This will be posted in the links as well.

The secret of Bernards Mansion

THE SECRET IS: THERE IS NO FUCKING SECRET!!!

That's right. After you level up and do all that work to get into Bernards Mansion, there is nothing there but a sentence that says something to the effect of "get outta here". Wow. There is another secret associated with this, to be mentioned later.

I do have the balls to post the other game secrets here when I find them. Or feel free to post them in the comments.

Welcome to World of Hobowars

Welcome!

This site is dedicated to the online game HoboWars. This game has quite an, er, *volatile* community. I felt there was a need to make a site where everyone could go to get information on the game and voice opinions to the HoboWars community openly without being banned. I encourge submissions of articles, questions and hate mail just drop us a line and mouth away.